I would like to wish everyone Happy Holidays and pass on a few beverage distributor opportunity products. These companies are actively pursuing distributors and would make a welcome addition to a beer distributors bottom line:
- Viso Beverages...Vitamin, mineral, and electrolyte enhanced beverages packaged in very sharp blue bottles designed to protect their precious contents.
- Primer Energy Spray...Primer is a caffeinated breath spray that is sweeping the nation. The distributor margins are 33% plus and it has an eighteen month shelf life.
- Hango...Get the minerals, vitamins and energy you need while fighting off alcohol's deadly byproducts. In addition, Hango makes a great mixer with an extra kick. What are you waiting for? Got a hangover? Grab a Hango.
- Google Gulp...Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release" product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one. And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means you aren't cool. But very, very soon, you will be. I have 50 Google Gulp caps to give away to the first 50 people leaving a comment below!
- Suck and Blow...The Suck and Blow concept is solely based on the popularity of alcohol shot sales worldwide. Suck and Blow offers this new and exciting concept in ready-made packaging to consume and play.
Thanks and enjoy! Hopefully, your company will benefit, profitably of course, from these brands.
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